So what. I was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease which causes my kidneys to turn into Swiss cheese. During the last checkup at the city hospital I was informed that things look sort of bad and that I need to increase the medication that was prescribed to me. A medication that turns me into a brain craving Zombie or at least into a meat craving Zombie, complete with the intellect of an amoeba.
Half an hour after taking my pills I get tired, my brainwaves get slower and I feel warm and cozy in a sad and confusing cottonball world. I somehow enjoy the free trips to fantasyland, but so far I had my easter vacations and from tomorrow on I will be back in the office, pretending to not have vertigo when I wear heels and not to be any different than usual.
Thankfully I have quite some experience with the types of drugs that grow organically, so that I am used to function well while being under (much of my highschool time was either on booze or weed) and my grades still did not suck. So let's see if I can trick everyone to believe that I am perfectly alright and that the business decisions that I take are sound.
This blog is also a trip through my medication experience. Stay tuned to find out if I get fired or if I get promoted as a zombie. Considering the usual career paths I am now CEO material!
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